"It's not that I have something to hide, it's that I have nothing I want you to see."
"There's no such thing as free WiFi."
"Trust, but verify... then verify again. 2FA all the way."
– Anonymous (based on the Russian proverb)
"If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it."
– Edward A. Murphy, Jr. (The actual Murphy's Law)
"The perversity of the universe tends towards a maximum."
– O'Toole's Corollary
"God is a Dungeon Master."
– Stephen Hawking (paraphrased)
"Implementing DWIM is the computing equivalent of rubbing a magical oil lamp; the resulting
djinn will take you literally."
"All hardware sucks, all software sucks, but some suck more than others."
– Scary Devil Monastery
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